“Oh, sure, but when I mention anything about canine combat, people lose their minds.”

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.

Pretty thorough analysis, though not as in-depth as his breakdown of how to defeat a child.

2017 NFL Draft Coin Toss Runner-Up Banner will debut during the Colts first home game this season.

Five pounds of water? It’s Leonard “Shamwow” Fournette, everybody!

I certainly thought you misspoke and meant the entirety of the incident because the little sampling on the front page is just as shocking as a kid falling off a skateboard or a swing, you know, regular life shit.

Maybe take a quiet moment to digest how committed you are to being triggered by things and don’t visit the…

Maybe exercise some adult rational thinking and don’t click on links that say “SEVERE HEAD INJURY” if it’s not something you want to watch.

Because Americans rightly hate it? About as far as Americans will go is mildly more redistribution and transfers.

Because our education system still says the Commies are bad, and there’s a taboo about teaching why or talking any deeper about it. “They were bad, now let’s move on to the Civil Rights Act of 1965...” It was a real complaint by a friend in 7th grade to our American Studies teacher. “WHY was it bad?” Not in a my dad…

Actually what’s dystopian is not having a border and taking one’s chances with whoever chooses to come in, all in the name of some buzzwords like ‘diversity’.

Really bad defense? Austin rivers? Doc Rivers (perhaps the most overrated coach in the NBA)? Injuries to your best players?

I know he scored but what is the deal with Stones? Does city get to ask for their 50 million back?

That Falcao chip over the goalie was straight up nasty!

Yeah, he’d be mocked, because he called someone racist who didn’t do anything racist. That’s worthy of mockery.

Looks pretty accurate to me!

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

...they divorced in 2014, shortly after his NFL career ended.