‘meat-based algorithms’...

Perhaps we could establish a scale, something like the Michael Floyd Scale of Drunkness. Just a thought.

China involvement? I am shocked...not even a little bit

But is it gluten free?

That’s not rice. That’s not rice at all.

It polymer wouldn’t be wise to consume this stuff.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Is there some kind of fund set up that we can donate to, to make sure these people can buy alcohol meant for drinking?

Me am understand too.

Not totally related, but remember when the Vikings were 5-0? That was awesome.

Man imagine the cornfed blue collar football guys they will attract. No glory boys, just good players from good families who will really become students of the game. I say go for it.

Part Lyle Lanley, part Eric Trump.: maybe he can convince the populace that Peyton Manning supported this venture through his multitudinous audibles.

Had the driver obeyed Uber’s Rules we could be dealing with yet another robbery gone wrong with an Uber driver and passenger dead. And there would be even more outcry for “look at how dangerous guns are”

Thank you for sealing the win for the Pats T.J. Thank you.

Down 13, commit a penalty, and flex for the camera. TJ Ward is an idiot.

Man that guy is so cool. Glad that he got his flex in at the expense of losing the football game for his team by giving the Pats a first down to seal the deal.

Wonder what it tastes like...

Don’t give them ideas. Please.

She’s probably re-negotiating her golden parachute.