Well, if you know a guy who was fine then obviously there is nothing going on here...

In all seriousness, I understand your sentiment, but it’s very ham-handed to imply that all students who did not find success following their time at DeVry were lazier than those who found success at other schools.

Because it’s Eli, I assume they were using these:

I never fully understood smartwatches. Realistically, I think the best “wearable” for me if my normal analog watch could sometimes display notifications. For me, the idea of having to charge a smartwatch every day just to get normal watch functionality was a non-starter. Obviously I don’t know how feasible a normal…

Why is so hard for people to honorably delete nudes after relationships end? Or keep them to themselves for sad wanks?

I must be a special snowflake, cause I’ve never found the need to take a picture of my wedding tackle... nor send the picture of the frank and beans to anyone.

They track aerial dihydrogen monoxide concentration and movement and relay the data to government. Best part is that it is the truth :P

To track the chem trails, so the government can be more accurate with its spraying. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

God dammit, don’t get them started.

...went into a locked room and screamed into a pillow for 15 minutes...

I mean, let’s face it: The idea that women can survive in space is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.

That’s the sad thing I think we have hit a satirical singularity where by satire and real comment are now indistinguishable from each other. The end is nigh

Meh. You don’t know that they weren’t asked. We didn’t know about a lot of the dragnet surveillance powers they had until much later. Showbiz2 makes a great point, they almost all eventually hand their data over. Most of the time the general public has no idea.

Also understand that Gawker Media as a whole carries a slight* disdain for Silicon Valley, brushing them all off as Rich White Men who hate women and minorities. So any opportunity they can take to potshot them, they will.

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference

I guess there’s better late than never, but in roughly 1 month there will be a retraction issued. Okay, maybe 2-3 months. Pruitt and Trump will have to learn what a retraction is first.

It never ends... I already had a case of ‘depressive realism’ but this last year and these last months... bleah.

We’ve learned much about Tillerson since he was fingered by Trump.

WHERE’S YOUR LEFTIST CONSPIRACY KNOWN AS GLOBAL WARMING NOW, HUH?

SOMETHING SOMETHING WHERE’S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING NOW, RANTY SOMETHING SOMETHING BULLSHIT!!!