“Even if Davis is simply using Las Vegas as a cudgel against Oakland to try and scam them into giving him a better deal, their best is still $400 short of what Vegas can give.”

Dude.

A one game suspension. Brutal.

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

Can’t stop 15 year old dipshits. They’ll just start drinking the vape juice.

Does everybody vape in the grocery store, or just my grocery store?

Don’tfucking vape onto things, period.

Do you want a heart attack? Because that’s how you get a heart attack.

Pizza is victory.

What the fuck is this?

Lana.

Wait, hold up, lets back track here...

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

“HOT DANG!”

In the universe where this would be true pizza would be poisonous and humans would be mortal enemies with puppy dogs.

I’m pretty sure Rick Perry would be a disaster as a janitor (no offense to the hard working folks that keep us clean).

If by “losing shit,” you mean responding rationally to an obvious political error, then yes. It’s also not just a complaint from liberals. But I’m pretty sure you don’t have the cognitive capacity to understand.

The current guy is a nuclear physicist who worked at MIT. The previous guy won the Nobel Prize in Physics who taught physics at UC Berkeley.

I considered writing a point for point rebuttal of the shows I know, but I’ll just leave you with

Epic trolling son. Gr8 b8, m8.