Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Blair Walsh is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

Didn’t work for the Chiefs, won’t work for the Browns.

The Indians have Draymond Greene on the team?

Game 1 of the World Series in Cleveland will indeed by joined by Cavs opener/ring ceremony across the street the same night

Ya, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing, ammirite?

In college, however, this isn’t the case. A ref will punch a coach in the face and then flag him for it.

His contract wasn’t renewed. Thank God, because he was the worst.

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

There was a trial, and he essentially talked his way into a guilty verdict and a death row conviction. The evidence was strong, he essentially confessed in interviews and showed no remorse, and he laughed at the mother of one of his victims in court. Are we supposed to retry cases until we get a not guilty verdict?

Does he have anything to say about the time he laughed at the mother of one of his victims in court? Was that a part of his strong resolution, or was it an example of the dynamics of subjugation?

Yeah, I agree with that. What’s crazy about Brown is that he’s so physical for his size, and his body control is so impressive--I’ve compared him to a svelter, shorter TO in the past. You know exactly where Antonio Brown is going to be, and he can manipulate himself to get open, and when the ball hits his hands, he…

I am a geek. Instead of watching Champions League yesterday, I watched the LFC U23 team play Wolfsburg. Woodburn is going to be awesome. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him get a match with the senior team next year at 17 years old. He’s that good.

Have you ever noticed every picture of Rose is him sitting at a podium? I’m not even sure he plays a sport anymore he just sits behind folding tables with microphones.

Starting with the OBGYN that spanked him.

He’s basically Greg Popovich without all the charm.

The thing with Belichick is that he hates 99% of the stupid questions that reporters ask (and I don’t blame him). But every once in a while he’ll get asked an actual football question and suddenly he’ll give you a 10 minute strategy dissertation off the cuff.