Rohan Davey and Michael Bishop are sad at your lack of memory.

It’s the Steelers vs. the Bengals in a battle of the wills this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!!

Man, this is going to make Native Americans red in the fa—damn it!

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

I do have a leg to stand on against the people who argue that he acts like a spoiled 4-year-old, SO YOU ARE RACIST AND I’M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH A RACIST.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

And especially our Mexican brothers, who come here willing to do all the dirty work.

I didn’t see that final punch line the first time the article loaded for me. Sleath edit by Ley. And now the comments will be flooded by people anxious to shit on Boston fans instead of talking about an athlete actually publicly disagreeing with Trump, instead of Deadspin rightly shitting on the ones who support him.

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

Cool. Makes sense.

We removed quite a few comments on this post; we don’t usually do that but it’s a very slow evening and several of these were rather mean-spirited. I would assume these are what our guy here was responding to.

I literally just read every comment under this story (including grays), and there isn’t a single one that says or implies anything negative about the way Chew has led his life.

He wasn’t trolling, he was asking for more oats for his feedbag.

“I can’t wait to get off the stage, ‘cause I’ve got a roll of LifeSavers in my pocket... and pineapple is next!” - Mitch Hedberg

TOO LATE

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

Did I just get put on a list for clicking on this post?

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

The firings will continue until morale improves.