Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Probably the first time I've ever celebrated the actions of any owner of a lifted Ram bro truck. Awesome.

Whoever decided to use 100.1 IP for Randy Wilson instead of 100 IP is a total dick.

I'm still seeing this over Maleficent.

I think the blame lies with Wade's illiterate parents, not the sports journalists of the world.

If I was making 137k I would NOT be comfortable buying a 679k house...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You haven't heard our side of the story yet," responded a Dolphins spokesperson, "we really fucking hate people with cystic fibrosis."

Hickey's just trying to leave his mark.

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

On the bright side, the road rash will go away long before any rash he might have picked up from a New Jersey podium girl…

Why don't you just play on the PC or as a matter of fact, play it to know whether it is appealing or not?

Piling on is fun.

That thing you did up there? That was some poorly-executed sarcasm.

Wade's R Knee: [to L knee] "Take George out of this game; on three. Ready... Set..."

I used to be a basketball player like you, and then I took a knee to the head.

A hockey player wouldn't let a little thing like unconsciousness keep them out of the game.

Cue the "they knew the risks" asshole commenter. Followed by the "Yeah, and even if they knew they would have played anyway" numbskull.