2 ticket to the NHL Playoffs: $457

"Amateur"

Seems a lot more plausible than the entire Seahawks defense all suffering from ADHD.

Aww man. Should have come to me for help.

You're really reaching to make this work for you.

Actually they can't at least not as a freshman.

How many student athletes have $30k to spend on a new car when they have no income?

"So when I tell you that I know about sucking, you can believe it. I suck hard and I suck long"

I'm a Bruins fan, but there's no way I'm buying the "they hit 13 posts so they must have been unlucky and should have won the series" argument. Hitting that many posts is a sign of bad finishing skills and tight hands, neither of which have anything to do with luck.

MTL took their chances and got the bounces to win, but come on with the "respect" bull. Lets see the video of Galagher tripping Chara before a face off in the third, both teams did it.

I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

"We find this salacious report from The Guardian to be completely without merit. Frankly, we've covered this ground before and we are well protected in our activities by the Constitution of the United... wait, what? Oh, droves! Ha, droves, ok, got it! Yeah, that's fine. No further comment."

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Is that the "enemy of my enemy" thing? I seem to remember the majority of fans wanted the Bruins to beat Vancouver in the 2011 Final for much the same reasons.

Montreal has sold out the Bell Centre for tonight's Game 7. A game that's being played in Boston. 21,000-plus Canadiens fans have bought tickets, at 12 bucks a pop, to watch Habs-Bruins on the jumbotron. That's nuts. This series has been nuts. Tonight's going to be nuts.

In OKC they make you sit black, white, black, world's biggest douche?

Would trading away Neal and MAF free up enough money to build that depth? As noted in the article, the Pens are so top heavy that even with those subtractions I wonder if they'd free up enough to build a Chicago- or Boston-type of team.

1,442 words to state what every Flyers fan can say in 3: