I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

you have to be the least informed person in the world. this shit happens in all the leagues. ever see a bench clearing brawl in the mlb? ever see Suh stomp on someone's hand? ever see two uneducated men punch each other in nba? nhl is the only league who shakes hands after a serious and i can remember any hockey…

Dont watch. Go watch a 7 hour MLB game or a rigged NBA/NFL game. Bitch

Riiiight...

That's a crap load of vodka

Intimidating; powerful; agile; "runs downhill". Strange propensity for salmon. Enjoys too many sweets. Versatile, e.g. bicycle riding. Does not pair well with monkeys. Sleeps all winter, which poses an issue for the playoffs. Razor sharp claws. Overall Draft Prediction: Fucking Awesome

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

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Did Joe Haggerty just live tweet a stroke?

The Rockets were unaware of Lin's remarks until Darren Rovell forwarded them the tweet.

You could replace your first two sentences with pretty much anything and the last one would still stand true.

Nino scores 2 goals, including the game winner. The 3 stars of the game according to nhl.com were Nino, Jared Spurgeon, and P.A. Parenteau. I'm an Islanders fan, so you'll have to excuse me while I slam my head on a table repeatedly.

Man Hattin', Kansas.

So it isn't just cyclists who are assholes. Apparently it is also runners.

Additional Counterpoint: You lost me at "I Will Run..."

"I'm calling bullshit on this one."

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

male Charo?

So...don't fuck with Adam Silver, then.