That's a pie full of coagulated blood.

And if you hold Kawhi Leonard up to your ear long enough, you can hear Bison Dele's cries for help...

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

WHOOSH

Just ponder the fact that either this man or Cristiano Ronaldo will not be in the World Cup next year. God damn that blows.

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

The CDC had to show up after another report of resistant staff.

Says the guy with a baseball team as his photo

No GIF, but I found a screencap of Kevin Gilbride.

I vote that we call this commercial The Dark Gronk Rises.

Kinja autocorrect + IPad autocorrect = Emmitt Smith's Lock of the Week.

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So...thank you, Simmons?

The headline would be reversed if this were about the Catholic Church.

A picture is worth, well, plenty of words:

What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A former Packer.

You really have to question the judgment of someone seeking out the Mannings to help win a race.

Fahckin Jersey would vote for Dawn Zimmer.