Who will clean up the ice girl?

Some elite cornerbacks get their own island. Verner gets his own planet.

Welcome to the continuing sissification of football. Since the beginning of time (at least all time that matters, since football was invented) offensive linemen have been taught to pick up the blitz.

Also, if you have a picture of Peyton Manning's naked bootleg, please email us. We'll pay you $307.80 for it.

"OH, SNAP!"-

In Unprecedented Occurrence, Huge Dick Seen At Lambeau Field

Witnesses described the scene as "the first assault they'd seen in a bar that didn't result in a civil suit against Ben Roethlisberger."

I'm with you. This wasn't a crime, it was a public service.

More like Disharmony Township, amirite?

Correct term for the knife is yinzer shucker.

They stabbed Steeler fans just because they were Steeler fans? I see no crime here....

I may be close to finishing the first one by then.

Vince Tries to Change Direction, Wilfork Patriot Way

They should resign Tebow and make him a nose tackle because, you know, intangibles.

That screen cap is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time.

What the FUCK is with your snapshot of this? That is what nightmares are made of. Fuck you, Deadspin.

Guys. if your comment isn't along the lines of "Kill that bastard(the comedian)!!! He's going to hell!" Then don't even bother posting cause they'll kill you. They'll call you a sack of shit, all of the same "human decencies" they're appalled aren't shown all of the time they won't show to you. You make a point that…

OH SHIT MAKE IT GO AWAY HOW DO I GET RID OF THAT??? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ADDRESS BAR! I SWEAR I ONLY LOOK AT THAT SOMETIEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside."
-Brian Wilson, psychopath, Closer.

Schießen Juden, nicht Elefanten, Arschlöcher!