This is an unfortunate incident, yet it explains why the Bronco's installed soundproof owner's boxes at Sports Authority Field.

I'm really looking forward to seeing Cigarettes By The Fudge at Coachella next year.

Yeah, I don't blame you all. I have only myself to blame. In my defense, I just spent an hour arguing with an anti - evolutionist so I may have contracted some of the dumb.

Yeah, well aware.

Given you're the 2nd person to point this out, I believe I may have failed at sarcasm here. BRB:

Yeah, you seemed to have had trouble with the sarcasm. It's okay, we can work through this together.

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Jokes on you though: the Heat just signed the kid to a 6 year, $100 million contract.

And now we wait for the idiots who will remark, "I call BS. Of course they knew, tough shit, blah blah blah."

...greatest midfielder currently doing it Yaya Touré...

Too bad, so sad, fuck you!

Another way the NBA could correct the systemic problem of missed calls and make-up calls: Firing all referees named Joey Crawford.

Screengrab from the Skype video chat with Phillies management:

I'm not sure we can consider Lucic a liability. Perhaps he'd be better off on a plodding line of power forwards, but he is one of the best distributors on the teams as well as one of it's top hitters. They definitely need another Soderberg. Ericsson, Fraser line, but at what expense? I just don't see the value in…

As much as you, I was pissed after having to watch the 7-1, two-game drubbing from the Habs. It felt like I was helplessly watching someone torture my friend. But to say that the B's need to blow it up and make major changes is a bit ridiculous. I know it's what you might want to see, but it's not what wins now.

"...which is to say that the entire system as it currently stands is a completely fucked-up death factory."

In keeping with the culture of tolerance and second-chances, the NFL has since suspended Michael Sam 4 games for conduct detrimental to the minds of small children.

After much investigation, I have determined the source of the failure:

I can't say whether or not they'd be able to build that depth up right away just by dumping those two, but it's certainly a good start. Based on the numbers that are readily available, Fleury and Neal being dumped would free up 10 million (I don't know if there are any wrinkles to this, these are raw calculations)…

Great article. The Pens are a top-heavy team whose legs start to shake the moment any weight is thrust upon their shoulders. Lacking in defensive depth, line depth, and legitimate goaltending, they were lucky to see a Game 7. Classic case of the better team, with the better goaltender, finding a way to come back in…