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Chief Powhattin

You'll excuse me while I go and yell, "Fire!" in a crowded theatre.

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Yes. Why should people, whose only chance at higher education is to physically destroy themselves, be fed at all? Personally, I don't see why we ever got rid of mandingo fighting.

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THASS RAYCESS!

+1 fourth quarter interception

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No doubt. Who knew our news station was so popular!

Well if you're a Cardinals fan, then Yadier Molina could probably throw Hamilton out whilst blindfolded and with two broken arms, while Hamilton is spotted an 80 foot lead. However, for all other inferior human catchers it is physically impossible.

Yes, perhaps we should always let exceptions prove the rule.

"Head of Media Relations for the Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy at General Mills."

You might start with the fact that fighting in hockey is the self-governance that is sorely lacking in major and minor contact sports. While dirty plays do happen, and players do get seriously injured as a result (e.g. Marc Savard), there are a great deal fewer plays in hockey which might be considered dirty as a…

"Now I'm not saying fighting in hockey is okay, but it's totally clickbait material."

I find it really odd that most hockey fans aren't fans of shootouts. It is one of my favorite results in sports, much like penalty kicks in soccer. We've seen how shootouts can be absolutely amazing (see: TJ Oshie), where they can be nerve racking for fans (see: Bruins-Lightning from this past weekend), and where…

J.A.: Yeah, but isn't math difficult though?