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Fuck you for making me have feels!

Yeah the Patriots do this all the time. First they draft a guy, then the player asks for money, and the Patriots are like, "Whoa! Money? You're here to play for the Patriots, not for money." And then the teams rats him out to his college. Happens all the time!

Why would the Phillies do this?

If I am not mistaken, the generally accepted ratio of volunteering hours to woman punching is 150:1. Which is just absurd when you consider that the charitable giving to woman punching ratio is $100,000:1. But I guess you have to adjust for the market.

Moral nihilists will tell you that all moral propositions are situational judgments and have no grounding in the real world, but, you know, potato-Big Mac.

While Goodell was successful in penalizing these "thuggish players", surely earning him "at least half his salary", it was his niggardly business practices which allowed him to become one of the most shrewd and savvy commissioners of all time.

I wonder what will happen when people start calling him a thug? Oh no, the dreaded T-word. Better not do it media. It's so racist. Hope this kid gets raped in jail.

One must remember that Gawker is only here to tell you this. Because it's your fault you were born white and you must always remember that you, and you alone, are responsible for your entire race. So stop being white, or even feeling good about being alive because you aren't black AND alive.

"Broncos (+9.5)"

Fuckin' hell, I never thought Jeff Ireland would be a sympathetic figure in this mess, but damn did he get fucked over.

Your comment would relevant were I a Celtics fan.

I was expecting to see 'Holy Shit' on this list, but with the liberal bias of Gawker media, I'm not surprised it didn't make the cut.

There is no debate to be had: Listening to Joe Buck announce anything is the auditory equivalent of death by 1000 cuts.

Make that two of us

Favorite Final Fantasy game of all-time. It was was my first RPG, and I will love this game forever. Not for how great it was (it was good, but not great), or for it's ability to transcend generations of gamers (that's FFVII), but because it was simpler then. It was a time of ATB gauges and ill-conceived draw

"That's a touchdown in the NFL, dog!"