Dat physics engine doe...

Dat physics engine doe...

Barry has this same reaction to hockey fights.

1:22 COME ON, GET ROWDY!

You missed Buffalo turkey. Cajun turkey is TOTALLY A DIFFERENT THING!!!!

"That sucker needs to be much, much bigger."

3 things:

Given the intelligence of most of our fans, you'd likely be lauded for cheering one of our scrappy up-and-comers, as opposed to being chided and later manhandled in the lighthouse by several gents from the backwoods of Eastern Mass, aka Foxboro.

Does Nick Saban indeed wear heel lifts so as not to be mistaken for a hobbit?

I'd question whether or not you're capable of feeling sensations of enjoyment in any aspect of life, but the question would be rather senseless given that you take yourself seriously as a film critic.

Drew Brees is not impressed.

Girl, I'm fabulous!

To be fair, Jordany Valdespin's .188/.250/.316 line may be underwhelming to the casual observer. However, no one has ever empirically shown which stick one's contact rate is improved upon via PEDs.

Just superb!

RIP Cousin Avi

Is it weird that, from the entirety of the article, the one thing I found most interesting is mr_bubbles_34's proper use of the word "you're"?

Agreed.

The fact that PBR is in the top 5 and not the lower 5, and that Coors is ranked above Miller Lite tells me that your taste in beer is sorely lacking. Please go refine your palate and return with an improved list featuring, in the top 5, beers that do not taste like fermented cabbage.

It's entirely possible that every cold case in both Florida and New England will be dusted off to see how Aaron Hernandez was involved.

Fantastic!