"...which is to say that the entire system as it currently stands is a completely fucked-up death factory."

In keeping with the culture of tolerance and second-chances, the NFL has since suspended Michael Sam 4 games for conduct detrimental to the minds of small children.

After much investigation, I have determined the source of the failure:

I can't say whether or not they'd be able to build that depth up right away just by dumping those two, but it's certainly a good start. Based on the numbers that are readily available, Fleury and Neal being dumped would free up 10 million (I don't know if there are any wrinkles to this, these are raw calculations)…

Great article. The Pens are a top-heavy team whose legs start to shake the moment any weight is thrust upon their shoulders. Lacking in defensive depth, line depth, and legitimate goaltending, they were lucky to see a Game 7. Classic case of the better team, with the better goaltender, finding a way to come back in…

LOL

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You'll excuse me while I go and yell, "Fire!" in a crowded theatre.

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Yes. Why should people, whose only chance at higher education is to physically destroy themselves, be fed at all? Personally, I don't see why we ever got rid of mandingo fighting.

Quick run down:

THASS RAYCESS!

+1 fourth quarter interception

Hey, hey, hey! Mineral Spring has stores and stuff.

No doubt. Who knew our news station was so popular!

Well if you're a Cardinals fan, then Yadier Molina could probably throw Hamilton out whilst blindfolded and with two broken arms, while Hamilton is spotted an 80 foot lead. However, for all other inferior human catchers it is physically impossible.

Yes, perhaps we should always let exceptions prove the rule.