"Head of Media Relations for the Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy at General Mills."

You might start with the fact that fighting in hockey is the self-governance that is sorely lacking in major and minor contact sports. While dirty plays do happen, and players do get seriously injured as a result (e.g. Marc Savard), there are a great deal fewer plays in hockey which might be considered dirty as a…

"Now I'm not saying fighting in hockey is okay, but it's totally clickbait material."

I find it really odd that most hockey fans aren't fans of shootouts. It is one of my favorite results in sports, much like penalty kicks in soccer. We've seen how shootouts can be absolutely amazing (see: TJ Oshie), where they can be nerve racking for fans (see: Bruins-Lightning from this past weekend), and where…

J.A.: Yeah, but isn't math difficult though?

Fuck you for making me have feels!

Yeah the Patriots do this all the time. First they draft a guy, then the player asks for money, and the Patriots are like, "Whoa! Money? You're here to play for the Patriots, not for money." And then the teams rats him out to his college. Happens all the time!

Why would the Phillies do this?

If I am not mistaken, the generally accepted ratio of volunteering hours to woman punching is 150:1. Which is just absurd when you consider that the charitable giving to woman punching ratio is $100,000:1. But I guess you have to adjust for the market.

Moral nihilists will tell you that all moral propositions are situational judgments and have no grounding in the real world, but, you know, potato-Big Mac.

While Goodell was successful in penalizing these "thuggish players", surely earning him "at least half his salary", it was his niggardly business practices which allowed him to become one of the most shrewd and savvy commissioners of all time.

I wonder what will happen when people start calling him a thug? Oh no, the dreaded T-word. Better not do it media. It's so racist. Hope this kid gets raped in jail.

"According to the Fresno Bee, Amado Vargas, 39, "was described as a 'new' 49ers fan"

One must remember that Gawker is only here to tell you this. Because it's your fault you were born white and you must always remember that you, and you alone, are responsible for your entire race. So stop being white, or even feeling good about being alive because you aren't black AND alive.

"Broncos (+9.5)"

Fuckin' hell, I never thought Jeff Ireland would be a sympathetic figure in this mess, but damn did he get fucked over.

Your comment would relevant were I a Celtics fan.

Or this one

Danny Osvaldo's awesome strike vs Man City... by XISVVCX