I was expecting to see 'Holy Shit' on this list, but with the liberal bias of Gawker media, I'm not surprised it didn't make the cut.

There is no debate to be had: Listening to Joe Buck announce anything is the auditory equivalent of death by 1000 cuts.

Make that two of us

Favorite Final Fantasy game of all-time. It was was my first RPG, and I will love this game forever. Not for how great it was (it was good, but not great), or for it's ability to transcend generations of gamers (that's FFVII), but because it was simpler then. It was a time of ATB gauges and ill-conceived draw…

"That's a touchdown in the NFL, dog!"

Dat physics engine doe...

Dat physics engine doe...

Barry has this same reaction to hockey fights.

1:22 COME ON, GET ROWDY!

You missed Buffalo turkey. Cajun turkey is TOTALLY A DIFFERENT THING!!!!

"That sucker needs to be much, much bigger."

3 things:

Given the intelligence of most of our fans, you'd likely be lauded for cheering one of our scrappy up-and-comers, as opposed to being chided and later manhandled in the lighthouse by several gents from the backwoods of Eastern Mass, aka Foxboro.

Does Nick Saban indeed wear heel lifts so as not to be mistaken for a hobbit?

I'd question whether or not you're capable of feeling sensations of enjoyment in any aspect of life, but the question would be rather senseless given that you take yourself seriously as a film critic.

Drew Brees is not impressed.

Girl, I'm fabulous!

To be fair, Jordany Valdespin's .188/.250/.316 line may be underwhelming to the casual observer. However, no one has ever empirically shown which stick one's contact rate is improved upon via PEDs.

Just superb!

RIP Cousin Avi