Still doesn’t appear that Chevrolet has given the driver the option of forward visibility.

No need to bust insulation off the floor with dry ice

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LSDs have speeds?

Are you fucking high?

Have you driven the new X6M yet? I just did, around Road America, and now my whole world is upside down. Crossovers aren’t supposed to be flat and composed through turns. Not like this.

Too bad it’s not a new QP. Then he could have it worked on at the Jeep dealership.

I am not high enough for this.

Like Andrew said, it’s an amalgamation of sensors, cameras, and frequency emitters that basically allow the vehicle to pilot itself in a straight line with zero human intervention. Distronic works the brakes, throttle, and steering wheel (but only slightly on that last one) to automate low-speed driving entirely.

So Mercedes basically put Distronic on a truck.

Will you be able to live without the superior fender flares of the M3?

And that’s where the problem lies. If we want these on our roads, we’re going to have to fight against a very loud group of people who fear for their jobs.

Fucking thank you. I’ve been yelling this shit (to myself, in the car, alone) for years now.

Between the three of them, I see approximately...

Illinois?

Here’s *my* question: How much money do we have to raise to get Nintendo to put DK64 and B-K on the Wii U Virtual Console?

Good lord, could you imagine the corps d’elite shaking in their petticoats at the idea of their precious Aston Martin being built in Tuscaloosa, Alabama?

Well I’d certainly hope it came with TPMS. Shit’s federally mandated.

Well, I think the motley crew at Gawker has all the groundwork in place to help it thrive. Hell, Raph’s even got the whole dubbing-cadence thing down already. Talent pours forth over there like blood from the elevator in The Shining, although I imagine you guys smell a bit better than a surging wave of red corn syrup.

Oh, come now. That’s like saying, “Hey guys, I just won a gold medal at the Olympics. Am I doing okay?”