andrewkrok
Earthbound And Down
andrewkrok
Jun 21 2019
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Jalopnik is the reason I got into this line of work, and Davey is a writer who, since that time, has left me wondering how one is able to pull that much art out of one’s own head. Read more

May 31 2019
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I will remember this information and use it maliciously 

May 31 2019
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On a scale of “so much” to “SO MUCH,” how miffed are you that you moved to Times Square after Guy Fieri’s restaurant closed down?
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Aug 17 2018
2

Are you going to have Jolene and the LS run interference to prevent traffic from consuming the Willys alive? I’d watch that.

Aug 9 2018
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I’m a huge fan of ‘em. There’s one by my parents’ house outside Chicago (I-90 @ IL-83/Elmhurst Rd.) and it’s worked really well so far. Plenty of overhead signs to go along with the painted lines, so you know exactly what lane to be in for your given destination. Read more

Aug 6 2018
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Kinda looks like a giant slime mold floating atop the water. I freaked out when slime mold showed up on my rose bushes, but they only ate the decaying crap under my bush then disappeared. Read more

Jun 22 2018
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Nikki Haley’s dagger eyes and palpable anger were so, so delicious.

Jun 14 2018
1

No need to apologize. We’re good friends with the R&T guys. Both our outlets would probably take it as a compliment and take offense to it simultaneously. Read more

Jun 13 2018
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While some might see restrained zen in the Alfa, some who dig through these systems regularly see a half-assed infotainment system that offers half the functionality of FCA’s already very well done Uconnect with little, if any payoff to the driver. Potato, po-tah-toe. Read more

May 23 2018
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Are you not going to credit the popular Twitter thread that made this exact point a day before your own story?

May 16 2018
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“’acting like it has something to hide’ isn’t a crime” Read more

Apr 3 2018
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I originally said PG’s take was the right one, then I remembered the last time I put a transmission in Sport and it held at 5k for 10 seconds at a time on a flat, straight road with a normal speed limit. Read more

Feb 20 2018
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Peddle. You peddle a conspiracy theory. Dump a [sic] in there.

Feb 2 2018
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Maybe I’m just trying to make sure I have plans for next year’s Rosh Hashanah, too.

Dec 18 2017
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I want to know why Rose thought love was a good enough reason to stop Finn from blowing up the laser-battering-ram thing. She basically doomed the Resistance to certain death (or so it was believed at the time) just so she could get halfway to first base. I get that failure is the overarching theme in the move, but Read more

Oct 24 2017
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Overtightened the drain bolt and fucked up the threads during what should have been a relatively simple oil change. Read more