You do realize that the FMVSS is, like, a series of documents that a person can read, right?

Dealer markups, ridiculous flip prices, any used car that isn’t a total piece of shit being bid up to the stratosphere and then being left to rot for six years until ANOTHER person comes along and does the same shit

Ctrl + F “GT3 RS”

Jalopnik is the reason I got into this line of work, and Davey is a writer who, since that time, has left me wondering how one is able to pull that much art out of one’s own head.

I will remember this information and use it maliciously 

You completely ignored my scale Aaron

On a scale of “so much” to “SO MUCH,” how miffed are you that you moved to Times Square after Guy Fieri’s restaurant closed down?

Anyone from the staff going to the Detroit GP?

Are you going to have Jolene and the LS run interference to prevent traffic from consuming the Willys alive? I’d watch that.

I’m a huge fan of ‘em. There’s one by my parents’ house outside Chicago (I-90 @ IL-83/Elmhurst Rd.) and it’s worked really well so far. Plenty of overhead signs to go along with the painted lines, so you know exactly what lane to be in for your given destination.

Kinda looks like a giant slime mold floating atop the water. I freaked out when slime mold showed up on my rose bushes, but they only ate the decaying crap under my bush then disappeared.

Nikki Haley’s dagger eyes and palpable anger were so, so delicious.

No need to apologize. We’re good friends with the R&T guys. Both our outlets would probably take it as a compliment and take offense to it simultaneously.

While some might see restrained zen in the Alfa, some who dig through these systems regularly see a half-assed infotainment system that offers half the functionality of FCA’s already very well done Uconnect with little, if any payoff to the driver. Potato, po-tah-toe.

Are you not going to credit the popular Twitter thread that made this exact point a day before your own story?

“’acting like it has something to hide’ isn’t a crime”

I originally said PG’s take was the right one, then I remembered the last time I put a transmission in Sport and it held at 5k for 10 seconds at a time on a flat, straight road with a normal speed limit.

Peddle. You peddle a conspiracy theory. Dump a [sic] in there.

Maybe I’m just trying to make sure I have plans for next year’s Rosh Hashanah, too.

This one’s for Ballaban: