Thanks for introducing the world to DGJ all those years ago, Mike. We’d have been far worse off without him.

Funnily enough, Guy Fieri’s Times Square restaurant is the only time I’ve puked from the food before even leaving the place. To this day, if someone says the words “donkey sauce” around me, I start to get abdominal convulsions.

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It’s ok. There is always Red Lobster and Olive Garden.

It’s almost like Guy knew we were coming.

It is a huge missed opportunity. I would’ve gone there.

Erik and I were just talking about how tragic this was yesterday. It was a half-block away. Just a crippling loss. We will never know the joys of the donkey sauce.

I actually think the CVT Honda uses is probably the best you can get right now. It’s way more tolerable than the ones Subaru and Nissan have.

aaron did you find a truck

You’re right. We should only cover things that we fully endorse. We will never cover dumb things ever again. If we pretend they don’t exist, they will go away.

Kristen I cannot BELIEVE you don’t like these.

One small point of disagreement. I would put the transmission in Comfort mode as well, because if you leave it in Sport mode or whatever it’ll make the engine just sit there, clattering away at 6000 RPM while you cruise on the highway just in case you need a SPEED BOOST.

Don’t worry, I’m working on this.

This is actually not a bad idea.

Welp, this is a good time to become one of those people who Doesn’t Even Own a TV.

This has been too long coming. This country should never have tolerated the symbols of the Confederacy after the war. These statues and the battle flag have become so romanticized and bastardized that the people who praise them don’t even know what they actually stood for.

You forgot the most important part about how to get on with life afterwards: start collecting bottlecaps.

David you act like grass grows in dirt

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Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…