I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

Coolest guy in the NFL.

First heartbeat is at 6 weeks, so technically she should have been playing a doubles match, which makes them both cheaters.

Two shattered ankles on the first bosu ball, followed by a concussion as I rolled off the mats onto the hardwood floor. I am not graceful.

Fingers crossed for faint signals coming back Saturday, Sunday, Monday...

He was so good that I didn’t even realize at first that he was Tony Romo - way more comfortable than I expected.

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

But they really are. I have a 25 mile commute each way, all highway. I would be the ideal candidate to have an electric car for commuting. Drive it to work, drive it home, plug it in. 80% of the time that’s all I drive for the day.

goddamnit I didn’t want to laugh at this story thanks a lot.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

They should go to D.C. and visit the Obamas.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Nothing makes me happier than watching Fed say fuck you to age and kick ass. His first two sets today were a straight up lesson in grass tennis. And then that tie break! He was down 3-0!

It’s weird to think of a 35-year old being a favorite to win, and I would hardly put his chances above 50%, but I wouldn’t put anyone elses chances above his.

How the fuck is this numbnuts in charge of anything?

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.

You know how every president ages like shit during their term? This is going to be the administration where we all age like shit.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.