The question was asked because the crowd didn’t come thanks to this happening...

Here’s the damage.

I’m really glad the car turned on his blinker to get on the freeway and chase down the truck. It’s okay to break a lot of travel laws by fighting in the middle of the road but you have to draw the line somewhere.

Don’t kid yourself. We all know Front Row Amy is the official “unofficial” mascot.

Well, at least it was effective.

How come this doesn’t take into account a pension? I understand they are rare (and becoming even more so) but I still have a good pension and would really like to understand my retirement.

So does this mean they are vacating all of their wins this season?

I once passed a cop doing 10 over. He followed (read “tailgated”) me for 35 miles (not a lot of traffic where I’m from). So, to be courteous to everyone else, I slowed down to 8 under. Everyone else was free to drive on by us at their desired speed. Ultimately, he didn’t pull me over. Probably because he felt sorry…

Fair enough

I actually did. Had no clue what pulchritudinous was. The joke isn't as funny with just one dictionary lookup.

+2 dictionary look ups

Thanks for the suggestion. I just watched the whole thing. What a great story.

"Bhutan's ranking was so precarious that FIFA's algorithm determined that the soccer team from a war-torn nation created only three years prior was better than them."

+1 That quacked me up.

We can finally replace our LCD technology! Great!

So he can fix his 50 shades of Dre.

+ 1 Brady Hoke job resume

Man. Even fighting doesn't make women's basketball interesting.

"Tapitry" "Harass" were both in the same field. There's a joke here somewhere but I just can't put my finger in it.

South Carolina's kicker had a better one...