Considering how punchable that face is, he got off lucky.

On paper, it sounds like a good idea to give Lebron the rock. But really you need to cut.

Answering every question with a "yeah" is what got me fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator.

The fact that nobody asked a question like "Are you a doo doo head?" is a sure sign of the decline of our American society.

He forgot how to physics.

Being a Giants fan, aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

I figuratively love you, Larry.

Push him right in the pussy.

Not sure where you heard it but he did not die.

The quarterback flopped. Maybe it was more of a splat or a thud, but there was some kind of noise, I'm sure, before he died.

Looks to me like he got about four inches. Just like Mrs. Favre.

I couldn't understand a word that Scottish announcer was saying in that video.

Yeah that'd help his next job right?

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

So if there's profanity/obscenity on air, the station itself is fined by the FCC, and not the individual, correct? If so, I would've cursed until the power was shut off.

Weeks?!

You must be fun at parties. This is amazing

If rose would have done that he would be out for three weeks

It's in the linked article, as a way to avoid bullying she started boxing. But I do think they should have provided more context on this post.