I've been a landlord for 6 years now and I work really hard to stay well within all of the laws governing renting. For one thing, it makes decisions much easier to make and for another, it helps keep things from getting personal when things inevitably come up.

Notre Dame players were left with just fil-A, however, as their Chick mysteriously never showed up.

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

Could be worse. Kendrick Perkins continues to take his warmup shirt off for Oklahoma City.

Every Rose has its torn [ligaments].

You sir/madame have broken the internet

Not really that impressive. After all, Kim Kardashian makes 10 million every week by flopping a set.

I can only imagine how proud Jacob and Stephen are.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Michael Jordan

UP NEXT: A miserable attempt to play baseball, followed by playing for the Washington Generals and then finishing with the purchase of the 76ers (where he will be the best player in the arena).

"You miss 13,418 of the shots you do take." -Kobe Bryant

At least one guy might not be able to make it...

They're either risking empty stadiums or full gaydiums.

Dick pics and a boner cam. Solved. No need to worry about a female test because a woman is obviously not a "person"

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.

Dumbest looking pan I've ever seen.

Grant Fish: [whistles happily all the live-long day]

Needs more IOC. +1