PA Announcer: Everybody put your hands together for Bob!

This is truly unbelievable. Dude typed all that on an iPad?

God... UNC book reports are actually kind of jarring....

A REPORT ON THE PENN STATE NCAA EMAILS

Congratulations to Penn State fans, who finally have proof that they were the actual victims in this scandal.

Not only possible, but sensible.

Who wants to read some internal emails that make the NCAA look incompetent, reactionary, and completely unable to justify its own authority?

Inb4 Penn State alumni start saying "poor us." It's possible to hate both PSU and the NCAA at the same damn time.

There was a sequence with about 6 minutes left in the 3rd which sums up the lakers this year. Start with the Suns having the ball and easily moving it through a half court set, the Suns version of Plumlee catches the ball in the paint and kind of throws up a panic hook expecting there to be some kind of defense in…

I have a dear friend who was pretty deeply depressed and, I suppose, fairly aimless. Then his wife had an affair and they're getting divorced, and he's, like, super galvanized by it all! The depression is gone completely, he's back to being hilarious and vital, he's got energy, and even a little pizzazz.

Sure, you can look at all different areas of the image, but Derek Carr prefers to pick out one thing and just stare at it the whole time.

"Get the fuck back in the game!"- Brady Hoke

The schadenfreude is so strong.

This prank is even more fun in the NFL, where they can do it every week, and the players are always surprised.

Rebuttal:

"Now that's rioting the right way."

Police say they made several arrests, and that the most serious injuries were two men treated for non-life-threatening gunshot wounds, one man who was stabbed several times, and a cracked Google Glass for which the Mission residents are holding a candlelight vigil.