I like to think of myself as "specialized".

Pretty good tackle, but not perfect. I'd rate it a...

If Idaho could do some annexing first, then you could have the nation of Idahodakotasota.

First off, you don't know my grade level so I don't know how you can assume my reading skills are or are not up to par with my peers, smarty pants.

Hey thanks bud, I usually just refer to it as "that shitty whiskey from Tennessee" since I don't know where the apostrophe belongs.

Never mind, you and Texas sound perfect for each other.

I live in the DMV, but I wouldn't support my state turning into Virginland (or Virgin Mary).

But then the tampa bay rays fire back

And after that, Dakotasota

Reporter: So, Gronk, how did it feel to dance around like an idiot and talk about boobs on camera?

My dad always said, "If you've lived in a fame bubble for 30+ years and you don't have a sceptre, perhaps you should re-examine your life". I think dad lucked out on that homily, though.

"Been there, done that"

Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Applicants that have been hired reportedly took the test once, photo copied it, and handed it back in repeatedly throughout the day.

The question about the NY punt is horribly worded — "New York punts the ball from its own 35-yard line...how many yards did the ball travel?"

3 Lions? More like 3 Jim Crows, amirite?

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

Unlike most diehard Heat fans, she's actually been a fan as long as she could remember. Which to her credit is almost 5 minutes ago.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??