Seriously. I just go for anything ♯ when I hear his "music."
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Oh god I'm so glad I read this whole story. I almost offed myself right then and there when I first heard that Allen was making more home improvements.
"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."
"Yeah, so things were getting heavy and I moved on down to third base..."
Name a single city in the United States that only treats 40% of its sewage. Name one.
Um, no.
Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.
This chart lost all credibility when I realized it was about Charlie Sheen's ordering of Steaks.
I did that once. Got light headed and fell over onto my bed. That was so embarrassing, fortunately no one was there to see it. :)
Despite the mishit, it looks like he has a pretty good lie.
Durant: Listen, basketball gods, I know you gave us a break with that out of bounds call, but if you give us these free throws too, I'll never ask for anything again.
It actually can! Here's what you do:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
After she calmed down quite a bit later, the grandmother then called the children wankers for not holding the mobile phone camera sideways.
And thanks to universal healthcare in Canada she will get to see a doctor when she is 137.
And yet news networks still rely on "point the camera at Facebook" to fill airtime.
Vacuums suck.