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"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

America hates Duke so much that they didn't even include them on this map of teams that made the Sweet Sixteen in 2014.

After being told their actions against Mulligan were way out of bounds, Cordish's attorneys asked for a do-over.

Best Klans In Baseball

So he logged on to Porn Nub. So what?

Seems pretty late in the game to introduce a third leg as evidence.

I just saw this cool GIF and don't have anywhere else to post it, so here

Forgettable? Yes. But at least we finally got a season that was actually watchable. We haven't had one of those since 2000.

I'm 95% certain it's 10ft...if JFball is 6', and I visually take 2/3 of his body and stack it, it seems about right...but I'm also the guy that eyeballs all the wall furnishings I hang for my wife and end up getting my ass handed to me afterwards...

"Thanks a lot, assholes— now I look ridiculous."

Come on, guys. The last thing Craig Sager wants is to draw attention to himself.

I'd love to see Regressing do a breakdown of her monetary gains vs. time spent "sweeping".

Cook: "Dinners served!"
[washes dirty pot]

"The original video—which you can see here—had that Eric Prydz song made famous by the hypersexed aerobics video, but we added a little "Yakety Sax" because, well, why wouldn't we?"

If the NCAA starts to pay student athletes, does UT have to change their name?

I can't wait until like 2017 when he's too old to move and he gets wheeled onto the field every match and parked on the corner until it's time to take a free kick.

"Opposing teams take deliberate penalties just to watch him kick."

Call him tough if you want, but this soccer player sure looks like a pussy.

Idiots. You're supposed to Talgat before the game.