To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Typical hug behavior.

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

"Not impressive. I mean, shit, I've been playing without a spine for years."

Sample Question: Do you like football* better than baseball?

FINNISH HER!

Things That Would Force Ukrainian Paralympic Team to Abandon the Games:

"DeAndre Liggins and LeBron James combined for 63 tonight against Charlotte."

I guess the point is that ESPN sucks? Duh.

Sidenote: Somehow the new commenting system is even worse than before.

Ronaldo = Deadspin Commenters

This guy fucking sucks. I can't stand that he gets so much media attention when he essentially does nothing. He misinforms the public so that he can reap the benefits and even when they call him out he knows literally no one can put him in his place. It's comical that he still has his office. Repeat offenders will…

MLB already has a replay system: If, after nine or more innings, a winner is clearly decided, there must be at least 18 more innings to make absolutely sure none of it mattered.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

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I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

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ESPN called him the number 1 point guard in the class of 2012. He was supposed to be a "McDonald's All-American", but Anthony Bennett ate his McDonald's so he had to settle for just "All-American".