Son of a bitch! Those were manu shoes too!

Why punish the 11 year old? I mean, how can that be a supervisor's fault?

Somewhere in Bangladesh, Phil Knight is pimp slapping the shit out of some 11 year old workers over this.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

I'm glad to see you have switched to using the term "US Canadians".

I believe the colloquial term for the procedure in the baseball world is "Tornmy Dong" surgery.

"Surgery On His Dickhole"? Seriously, guys, urethra new low with that one.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

I believe Alabama refers to their favorite band as "The Wars of Northern Aggression" ...

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

The Greek Freak Goes Hunting For Blocks

Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup

I run really fast.
I hit hard; make you dummy.
Shoot your harts out.
-Jadeveon Clowney, wonderlic poetry submission.

I was surprised to see him enter the game when Brooklyn had a lead as his specialty is coming from behind.

Still doesn't compete with this:

Except when they do it like this.

Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

Don't show this to the local cats. They might start a Pussy Riot.

Putin then downgraded the band to "Pussy Minor Peace Disturbance"