Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Staring at them is a bad idea though

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

Worker: [Crosses off "Get Rid of Fog."]

"People who follow ski racing know this."

I deeply wish they would make LeBron and Durant have a "funk" contest.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

It's about time something negative came out about the Sochi Olympics. Too much positivity.

I could get behind a sub-kinja (or whatever they call them) that just documents flopping across all sports. No commentary, just the latest in ludicrous flops.

And vaginas, amirite!!1!1

Where Do Our Winter Olympians Come from?

I liked the original headline. Jessica Minton gives half the country Blue Balls.

Putin: Show us your ideas — this town is a blank canvas!

Now that is a good idea

Sure, I've been to places where you shit into a literal hole in the ground. But the Sochi resort infrastructure, including the plumbing, was just built from scratch, and it's supposed to be a world-class resort destination even after the Olympics end.

Why did the IOC select this place? Were there bribes involved?

Brian Cazeneuve: Bruce, dude, you'd better cool it with the criticism. You know what happens to journalists here. You're heading down a slippery slope.

Not too surprising. Even after the fall of communism, Russia's infrastructure officials continue Stalin. While accommodations are unfinished at best, at least the beds have appropriate Lenins.

FYI: Not being able to flush toilet paper is a fairly common thing outside of the US/Western countries. Pipes are too small to handle it, and they don't properly filter a lot of the waste. I've experienced the same pretty much wherever I've gone in Latin America.

As an aside: I had a roommate when I lived in DC who…

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.