Cook: "Dinners served!"
[washes dirty pot]

"The original video—which you can see here—had that Eric Prydz song made famous by the hypersexed aerobics video, but we added a little "Yakety Sax" because, well, why wouldn't we?"

If the NCAA starts to pay student athletes, does UT have to change their name?

I can't wait until like 2017 when he's too old to move and he gets wheeled onto the field every match and parked on the corner until it's time to take a free kick.

"Opposing teams take deliberate penalties just to watch him kick."

i'm trying to fit a round woman into a square kitchen...

Call him tough if you want, but this soccer player sure looks like a pussy.

So tell me Jim, how did you come to this fantastic concept?

Also, if you are a Google user, set up two factor authentication. That way even if the bad guys get your password, they won't be able to compromise your account.

Idiots. You're supposed to Talgat before the game.

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

I remember Conan once mentioning that if you mention a full website that does not exist you have to buy it. Some sort of law if I remember well.

Nice Boobies @ http://users.ecs.soton.ac.uk/km/pics/kirk/b…

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Typical hug behavior.

The rumor is they're trying to migrate to kinja...

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

Personally I like this better. Audio/Visual cues. Still awesome though.

How do we report comments?

"Not impressive. I mean, shit, I've been playing without a spine for years."