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FINNISH HER!

Nor is this comment! And yet both exist.

hes fast with his hands. theres also a lotion next to his laptop.

My wife who never says anything just spoke up and I have to share...
"He is going make a woman very happy one day with those fingers."
I'm on my way to walmart to buy a cube now.

Things That Would Force Ukrainian Paralympic Team to Abandon the Games:

Did anyone else come here expecting a cyber security article?

Their Russian, that's why. Not Slowwian. Im aweful...

Like I said, wildly incompetent.

"DeAndre Liggins and LeBron James combined for 63 tonight against Charlotte."

I guess the point is that ESPN sucks? Duh.

Sidenote: Somehow the new commenting system is even worse than before.

Ronaldo = Deadspin Commenters

This guy fucking sucks. I can't stand that he gets so much media attention when he essentially does nothing. He misinforms the public so that he can reap the benefits and even when they call him out he knows literally no one can put him in his place. It's comical that he still has his office. Repeat offenders will…

MLB already has a replay system: If, after nine or more innings, a winner is clearly decided, there must be at least 18 more innings to make absolutely sure none of it mattered.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

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I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

Ho Pans!