ESPN called him the number 1 point guard in the class of 2012. He was supposed to be a "McDonald's All-American", but Anthony Bennett ate his McDonald's so he had to settle for just "All-American".

I know I'm not the only one who thought of this:

I'm sure they'll embrace any idea on security from a guy that can't even figure out how to send them a message...

Son of a bitch! Those were manu shoes too!

Why punish the 11 year old? I mean, how can that be a supervisor's fault?

Somewhere in Bangladesh, Phil Knight is pimp slapping the shit out of some 11 year old workers over this.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

I'm glad to see you have switched to using the term "US Canadians".

Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.

I find your opinion doesn't hold water.

Fixed.

Looks like a good place to park a power-generating turbine...

I believe the colloquial term for the procedure in the baseball world is "Tornmy Dong" surgery.

"Surgery On His Dickhole"? Seriously, guys, urethra new low with that one.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

I believe Alabama refers to their favorite band as "The Wars of Northern Aggression" ...

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

The Greek Freak Goes Hunting For Blocks

Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup

I run really fast.
I hit hard; make you dummy.
Shoot your harts out.
-Jadeveon Clowney, wonderlic poetry submission.