I was surprised to see him enter the game when Brooklyn had a lead as his specialty is coming from behind.

30 years after it is built some Americans will fly a plane into it. In response Saudi Arabia will declare a war on terror and bomb Canada.

Because penis.

Hey, we can all do it if we just drink Pepsi Max.

The study's lead author was unavailable for comment.

So... they've re-discovered the telephone cord again.

Still doesn't compete with this:

Except when they do it like this.

Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

Don't show this to the local cats. They might start a Pussy Riot.

Just put in for a half day Friday. BRING IT, MAPLE SYRUP.

Putin then downgraded the band to "Pussy Minor Peace Disturbance"

Pussy, whipped

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Staring at them is a bad idea though

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

Worker: [Crosses off "Get Rid of Fog."]

I like it but can't help but think a better option would be to build or convert 140,000 houses to net zero and remove them from the grid instead of building new power plants. Paid for by low interest loans and property tax incentives which would spur small business investment in local communities in the areas of…