I could get behind a sub-kinja (or whatever they call them) that just documents flopping across all sports. No commentary, just the latest in ludicrous flops.

And vaginas, amirite!!1!1

Where Do Our Winter Olympians Come from?

I liked the original headline. Jessica Minton gives half the country Blue Balls.

Putin: Show us your ideas — this town is a blank canvas!

Now that is a good idea

That's why I installed a guard rail in front of my TV. You don't want to watch Jurassic Park without that feeling of safety

Sure, I've been to places where you shit into a literal hole in the ground. But the Sochi resort infrastructure, including the plumbing, was just built from scratch, and it's supposed to be a world-class resort destination even after the Olympics end.

Why did the IOC select this place? Were there bribes involved?

Brian Cazeneuve: Bruce, dude, you'd better cool it with the criticism. You know what happens to journalists here. You're heading down a slippery slope.

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

Not too surprising. Even after the fall of communism, Russia's infrastructure officials continue Stalin. While accommodations are unfinished at best, at least the beds have appropriate Lenins.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

FYI: Not being able to flush toilet paper is a fairly common thing outside of the US/Western countries. Pipes are too small to handle it, and they don't properly filter a lot of the waste. I've experienced the same pretty much wherever I've gone in Latin America.

As an aside: I had a roommate when I lived in DC who…

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

...not all man holes are always covered

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.

Nice to see someone getting ahead of the whole Doberhuahua problem.

“To be fair, we should point out that our tipster did not share his end of the exchanges with us, but we assume he’s a huge asshole, too”