I'm kind of disappointed the Undertaker didn't show up, but you have to save something for Casino's Law 2.

BRIEF MODE

SPEAKING THE LEAST MODE

Man, this guy is DEFINITELY getting laid.

What is "because they won the NFC"?

In his defense, he WAS expecting a bathtub nude selfie. Typical woman bait-and-switch.

It says in the post, if you'd like to read it.

I want one!

Don't see how they were caught off-guard. The kid has Creighton 3 written all over him.

curl story, bro

Tim, I hope you're happy with yourself. You did exactly what that stupid evil megacorportation wanted you to do; you've gone and helped their stupid ad "go viral", so to speak, and it's just going to result in more clicks for Budweiser, and more people sharing it with their friends. And for what? To increase…

"Puppies are the most adorable and deplorable of all the meats in South Korea" - Albert Burneko

"Honey, I'm hom-"

I had high hopes for this comment section, but all my dreams are Gandhi.

Some people just have a Sikh sense of humor.

That same student who was removed later dismissed Brighton administrators' apologies as an attempt to curry favor with Pittsford.

Due to the bullying the boy went to the corner 7-Eleven, mixed all the flavors and committed a Suicide.

This segment is enough Marshawn to last forever

The first running of the Iditarod was won by the Banks children with help from a mysterious coach who was blown in by the wind.