Now, if gay man sneak up behind you, you backflip. You land on back of man. He will like, but you will make escape.

Reporter: Do you think the dynamic is going to change in the locker room between you and Derrick?

Only if he was driving their bus.

looks VERY familiar...

"And none of these little piggies made it to market because they were kidnapped and held hostage by the Taliban."

Wait. My ex-wife also has two rings, and she's the biggest bitch of them all!

Crabtree didn't want to shake hands? Sounds like he might be bound for the Patriots.

That's why he was not given a Michigan offer. He can tackle.

Can't wait for the Erin Andrews interview.

3 1/2 hour game and we get five sentences???

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

Sherman: "They about to try me."

Oh sure, but when I dress up in a furry costume and grab a small white girl in Utah, it's all FBI this, and Amber Alert that.

set white people back 30 seconds with that display!

I'm not sure what he was mad about, but seeing him react with such emotion after a sporting event has caused a lot of his fans to tweet him messages of support, where they refer to him by his nickname, the "Knegger".

Victor An: Asshole

I hate hyperbolic titles more than anything ever.

He told the trainer he couldn't feel his leg N-eymar

It's Florida. Maybe she was just going to the movies?

Good read. I never thought I would Kerrigan about this saga after 20 years or so.