MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

"I think he's only half-Norwegian." -Richie Incognito

Sadly, Manziel was already drinking in the bathroom stall, and miss the jubilation.

Someone write a statement for everyone to copy and paste to send to Emmert. I not write reel gud.

He should have known that other races are looked down on in Utah

Who is his father?

Porpoiseful discrimination?

I’ve been reading all this stuff about the dolphins and it makes me sick. Anyone who wants to use that word is just plain WRONG. No excuses. No explanations. Anyone with a grade school education should know better. I don’t care if you think you can get away with using it or if the people around you give you a…

I actually put something very similar to this together for last week's hackathon here in LA. I've posted a video of it in action here and you can play around with it yourselves at http://maptcha.com/pinstripe/

Go Blue...a .26

If you're going to Manhattan to see stars... You're doing it wrong.

Spire envy.

It's not perfectly synced up, but find me a guy that cares and I'll show you a guy that's dead on the inside.

Rob Ford looking over the cliff:

Does this make him an honorary...nevermind

If you saw this and thought "oh this is racist" and not "the monkey is different", than you sir, are the racist.

Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife...Actually, forget that.... GTFO NOW!

"Pitch it. Pitch it back!"

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

I made one for Canada.