MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

"I think he's only half-Norwegian." -Richie Incognito

Sadly, Manziel was already drinking in the bathroom stall, and miss the jubilation.

Someone write a statement for everyone to copy and paste to send to Emmert. I not write reel gud.

He should have known that other races are looked down on in Utah

Porpoiseful discrimination?

I’ve been reading all this stuff about the dolphins and it makes me sick. Anyone who wants to use that word is just plain WRONG. No excuses. No explanations. Anyone with a grade school education should know better. I don’t care if you think you can get away with using it or if the people around you give you a…

Go Blue...a .26

Does this make him an honorary...nevermind

If you saw this and thought "oh this is racist" and not "the monkey is different", than you sir, are the racist.

"Pitch it. Pitch it back!"

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

All of Brett Farve's strokes are mini-strokes, by nature.

That's why he kept calling every play to the left side in the first half.

Announcer: He would have had a shot if he weren't listening to his ipod...

Right, back to bed.

Can we get some analysis on the at-bats? Take it awaaaay MO!

Sounds like Mike O'Malley has some serious GUTS!

I made one for Canada.