Man, quiet crowd.

Unbeknownst to Johnny and his two positions, Joanne liked taking it in the Bushkin.

Recounting the break-in, and talking about the gun that Carson was carrying, is a shitty move by Bushkin. Everyone has their moments of weakness, but shouldn't they be taken within context instead of spilled out in a tell-all book? It's unfair to think that Johnny Carson's name could now be associated with something…

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?

Peyton Manning: [skips daughter's ballet recital to study rock-paper-scissors tendencies of Broncos' backfield]

In Soviet Russia, the flame lights you.

This wouldn't have happened if they had spent their Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! down at the iglesia like all the other good little Catholics.

I just learned so much forking information

True! And funny you should bring it up because I got a story you won't believe. I grew up in Munich. My brother was a clean footballer, with a penchant for something higher. And by that, I mean he was destined for servicing the Lord...err'um.. service for the Lord... he was into God. So much so he went to school…

If there's a way to profit from football no one watches, the Jaguars would like to know about it.

The movie of this is going to be incredible.

So THAT part of the government isn't closed either?

How about MT Dew naming poll go wrong.

I always thought this one was my favorite.

Two years!

"Now you know how it feels like to lose funding."

She had a Ragu jar with the U covered ready to go, just in case news went the other way.

"hahahha yep she's pregnant!" - JJ Redick

"My God, what a hot piece of ass."