She says this as she talks about how she’s away from her kids all day on THE WEEKEND(childcare) and has a photo-op with lawyers tutoring her in a house as she sits in full make-up with a wig on, with the “TORTS” book just carefully placed on the table for her personal photographer TEAM to catch and put on her instagram…

What a time to be alive.

Am I the only one that thought Bernie sounded like he was struggling to breathe? Jesus fucking shit. 

As long as RBG gets the drug treatment next and NO ONE FUCKING ELSE, cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt.

I know he’ll die soon but...45 years? That’s it? For 25+ charges of sexual abuse? OF A CHILD?

I have been waiting for eons for Jez to pick up on the disaster that is Trisha Paytas. Please do a deep dive into her channels, her dysfunction, her narcissism, her racism, her consumerism, her abuse of her ex-boyfriend, etc, etc, ad infinitum. I implore you! She is the craziest mess and as much as I don’t want to see…

“Skims” is a terrible word...why not just call it moist?

Ok, so we can confirm that she’s got protection, and they’re strapped.

I wonder if she truly understands how many people would genuinely donate from their bodies (blood, bone marrow, kidneys) if she ever needed it.

This is such fucking horseshit. I’m guessing they don’t prevent anyone from telling men about vasectomies. Because that might be considered an invasion of privacy and state’s rights and freedom or what the fuck ever. The ONLY reason I could afford birth control for like ten years is because Planned Parenthood gave it…

My grandma used to say that a good husband “has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel.” Imma going to throw in piles of cash to that mix and there you have bachelor Larry King. Grandma, if I meet him, I’ll hang on until the banana peel underfoot, for sure. Pumpkinandy’s hair, face, and body are quite…

I’m just shocked to learn Larry King is still alive. 

Only with Andy’s help.

“Pedophile Island,” as locals called it,

My pit bull type dog wants to know why we can’t just buy her a seat on the plane. She wears a seat belt in the car so buckling up won’t be an issue. I’ll give her the window seat so she won’t have to sit next to you.

It’s almost as if catering to the male gaze, which barely understands how female bodies are built inside and out, is a terrible idea because the actual consumer ends up being a woman who has always known that breasts aren’t ever supposed to be parallel to the owner’s chin so why buy a sports bra that promises that?

Is this person considered attractive? Apparently he got famous (for lack of a better word) by leeching onto rich women. I’m a straight guy, but I can look at a guy like Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling and understand why women swoon. This looks the guy who’s always wearing Oakleys and a backwards baseball cap at the end of…

I met a queerpunk art freak dude at the Ramrod in Boston back in the 90’s. His name was Luther. Red flag right there.

Good.  That is all.