WTAF.

It’s because they can’t breathe. Or eat (in that shapeware)

I thought the same.

My sister was so confused from sex ed that she left the applicator on.  She had all this shame because she didn’t wear a pad (played volleyball and hockey).  One day she comes home and yells “I don’t know how these f#%cking girls go horseback riding on the commercials” (and storms off). I finally figured out what she…

My name is Andreatte (on-dray-ott).  Every teacher either mumbled or gave me their own nickname. My name is annoying a f.

Spray cheez is the best. But i think she has to pay an outrageous fee per month to support K.fed and his brood of kids from other baby mama’s

I bought my first house in Minnesota prob a decade ago for a hair under 90k. It was a nice sized townhouse 2bed/1 bath.

Well then. I mean she is SORRRRRYYYY. Her behavior is gross.

Same. Damn he’s a fine specimen.

Alex, i’ll take “Ballsy moves for $1000" please.  The balls on this guy. I mean seriously. How many charges has he dodged?

One NYE i got an email from an ex with beautiful beach pictures.  He said “You would love it here”.  He was on his honeymoon.  I hadn’t been with him for 5+ years. WTAF

I just about spit out my diet coke at this comment. You win the internet today.

You can get a new face for $2500!

Double holy shit.

Holy shit.

I’ve been in Tech for 23 years. ALL OF THIS. And when you are firm, they name call. Yesterday I was called a “Persistent Bulldog” for working with someone who repeatedly wasn’t accountable in completing their work. If a man had done the same, they would cheer him “dropping the hammer”. All during Halloween they made…

I stopped wearing bras two years ago and exclusively wear bralettes.

Roadtrip to WI? 

I’m almost shaking with agreement as i read this at my desk. Thank you. I work in technology which is ALL male and the laughter has gone on for 20 years. It’s so hurtful. It really is.

Viscous is such a weird word. Say it outloud...see what i’m sayin