Please, Jezebel, stop your war on women. 

The reason he gave was that Rouhselang was too far along in her pregnancy to have an abortion by the time she informed Trejo she was pregnant.

I think that’s the picture she used on her fake Time Magazine cover.

We just got rid of someone at my work who looked impressive on paper and had her references check out (ha), but was completely and utterly useless. Ended up in a meeting with me telling her in front of other people that she may find value in googling some of the basics of her job that she’s supposedly been doing at…

Poor Britney. It seems like everyone in her life saw her as a cash cow and took advantage of her. Her parents turned her over to the record label, who pimped her out to the public. It seems like all of her family members road the gravy train and are still living off of her. 

I would like to remind people about Trump’s idea of ‘forest management’. When he suggested Finland rakes their forests.

It’s a very special kind of church. Very special.

Um. On behalf of church pot luck everywhere, one thing church folks know is how to feed people. And you take a love offering, rather than charge a fee.

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

I just googled him and don’t understand why he thinks he should be called Foodgod. Nothing he’s done makes me think he knows what good food is.

He looks like he sells cocaine at the bowling alley. 

If it wasn’t this specific gender reveal party, it would have been some other event with some pointless explosion that would have taken out someone from that family.

-New house moving party where they blow up their old house.

My gender reveal party in 1998: Ultrasound, which my mother crashed because she worked at the hospital and hacked my records to find out when I was having it. She’s in the room (no, that was not a hill I was ready to die on), the ultrasound girl does her business, asks if we want to find out (we do). It’s a boy!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa I was fired for being a gargantuan asshole to someone I’m supposed to educate and enrich, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 

Nope, he was totally normal, typical grandpa sort of guy. Of course hindsight being perfect, my husband realized that the first step he took with our son was something he’d done with my husband also: Showing him porn (my husband, to be fair, was 15-ish I think, and it was justified as a form of giving him “the talk”).

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On Fox News on Monday night, Michael Knowles, a conservative troll and Daily Wire podcast host, described Thunberg as a “mentally ill Swedish child” who is “being exploited by her parents and by the international left.” Then there’s John Nolte of Breitbart, who calls supporters of Thunberg “Gretards” and recently muse…

I don’t blame her for trying to keep that experience as outside of the day to day as possible. I went the other way with a campus sexual assault by a classmate and I can’t say it was a positive experience.

My headcannon is that they were afraid since they’d have to cast more black women for Mike’s season that they might end up “stuck” with another black Bachelorette and then have to cast more black men for her season and potentially end up in a cycle of only black Bachelors and Bachelorettes (the horror! after 35…

So sorry your mum’s going through that. I feel it’s the same with Dump; any person who’s been sexually assaulted and hears his voice.

My mom used to work in the ER as a respiratory therapist before she became an attorney.  She would tell me stories about the old men who used to grab her ass and make inappropriate comments to her.  Every time Joe Biden opens his mouth, I see her wince a little at the memory.