My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.

Who cares? Amazing that people are sharing a video just to laugh at her, but the second she posts an image from it in memory, it’s suddenly self promotion.

The amount of time we all spend hating on Kim Kardashian says a lot more about us than it does about her.

Maybe she doesn’t care that he kicked her off the stage. Maybe she just cares that she got to meet him.

I also thought about that, but I also thought if Sidibe is cool with it, or doesn’t see it that way, I’m not going to shit on her about it. Like, maybe her view on the situation is completely different and forcing her to see her presence as an insult is also very insulting? I don’t know!

MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

Wow the mainstream press are calling him out in like half as much time as it took them on Cosby! With this kind of progress maybe we can go after the next one within 5 years!

There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children

How much time do you have?

Don’t ever cheat, or you’ll be seeing the business end of that banana slicer.

The Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

lol you’re in too deep

I understand more than I can say. I wish I could go back in time and tell little girl you that you are enough as you are.

I am sorry this happened to you. However, I think confidence is something you earn by being listened to, and having your ideas respected. How would a class teach that? You need actual accomplishments and pep talks - that are based on real things (not just “You are the greatest Sally because you breath!”)

I know I’m gonna get railroaded for this opinion, but there’s a reason for the heteronormative way we view statutory rape. I was 15 once. I actually lost my virginity a month and ten days after my 15th birthday. To a guy who was almost 16. What 15 year old boy do you know who wouldn’t run screaming towards this shit…

No. You’re wrong. You don’t. You want sex anytime you think about it, someone who makes a damn good sandwich and for her friends to just shut the hell up. Get your act together or we’ll kick you out of our man club! Now where’s your woman? I need a beer.

But seriously, this isn’t what happens when you get 2000 men in a…

Jon, you were brilliant, erudite, and just plain awesome. You shamed Congress into passing the 9-11 responders health care bill, you fed Tucker Carlson his testicles on Crossfire, and you gave birth to brilliant talent....John Oliver, Steve Carrell, and Stephen Colbert among others. You will be missed buddy. Your…

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Anyone else having conservative friends and family taking advantage of the situation and posting stuff equivalent to: “Its not ok to kill a lion but you can kill an unborn child?” So sick of nonequivalent comparisons. And its not like saying anything to them does anything but enrage them. blah. Poor Cecil.