First off, this is a repeat sketch. Not exactly the same of course, but the idea has been done before. They find someone who can do several good impressions of recording artists and they find a way to put it to use. Why shouldn’t they? And SNL is always paid by companies to do product placement. It’s standard…

“A jury doesn’t deliberate twenty-some hours over three or four days if the evidence wasn’t more complex.”

OK here are my itemized responses.
1. Netflix & Chill is NOT dating. It’s just what the guy tells the girl to get her over his crib so that he can (hopefully) fuck her. And IDK what happens in college because I didn’t go away to school so I didn’t live in a dorm and like, nobody I’m friends with went to college lol.

2.…

The backlash to this shit is so utterly ridiculous. God bless everyone out there who has such little stress in their life that they have the mental and physical time to actively hate this woman. I’m white, so I’m probably gonna get told I don’t “get it” but here’s what I do get. I can understand how someone…

My grandmother on my mother’s side was the quintessential sweet loving grandmother til I was about 12 years old and my grandfather (her husband) passed away. Then it became clear that she was a heinous bitch from hell, and had been her whole life. My mom is in denial, but her brother (my uncle) is not. My uncle told…

I had an experience that a few of my friends said was rape but I always said it wasn’t. I went to the bar with 2 of my guy friends. One was my BFF (at the time) and the other happened to be my best friend’s ex-husband. She’d left him for another man after 7 years of marriage and I was letting him stay at my house…

I agree. But I didn’t have that at home so I would’ve loved to have that at school. I came home from school often depressed and crying that kids had made fun of me for being fat. I wanted someone, anyone, to tell me I was worth something no matter what I looked like, but all I ever got told was, “If they’re making fun…

I get the shitty gender roles here, but I wish they would’ve had this kinda thing while I was in school. For me, at this age, all the boys were getting ready to go to junior high and wanted to be firemen and fighter pilots and ace the city wide tests. Meanwhile I was fat and felt like I wanted to kill myself every…

Yeah but when I was 14 I consented just fine. I’m 33 now, so I know.

When I was 14 years old, I went to the park at night with my friend to smoke weed. We met a guy there walking his dog. His age is up for debate. He said he was 27 but my friend (and I guess I also) think he was probably closer to 40. He wanted to smoke with us and he even had his own weed. We smoked, and then he asked…

The summer between elementary school and junior high, I was told that I’d never get a boyfriend or husband if I didn’t lose weight. And I was told this by my mother. And that message was spoon-fed to me my entire life. After losing 140 pounds a few years ago, then gaining back more, then losing 100, then gaining back…

I know I’m gonna get railroaded for this opinion, but there’s a reason for the heteronormative way we view statutory rape. I was 15 once. I actually lost my virginity a month and ten days after my 15th birthday. To a guy who was almost 16. What 15 year old boy do you know who wouldn’t run screaming towards this shit…

I don’t know, maybe I’m an asshole but I couldn’t care less what that guy did to get the free drink every day, nor do I care about Seventeen telling their readers to go out and do it. What I DO care about, is how that douchecanoe orders his drinks. What a fucking psychopath. That motherfucker definitely has one - if…

“Whoopi Goldberg’s need to defend clowns like Kelly Osbourne is almost pathological. Kelly Osbourne fucked up, but you know what? She’s going to be fine! Because white people don’t really care when white people say racist shit in this country. They’ll forget about it and Kelly will be free to do whatever it is she…

“Or is it more a matter of simple vanity versus sweltering head?”

How bout white women can do whatever the fuck they want with their hair and everybody shuts the fuck up about it? How bout that? It’s a twist out on a white person but they can’t call it an afro because they aren’t black? What kind of dumb nonsense are you spouting. Whiteness is intoxicating? How have the Kardashians…

I think the problem with false accusations isn’t so much that they happen so often, but more that they could happen at all. It is VERY easy (though, granted, not for everyone and not everywhere) for a female to just say “That guy over there raped me,” and ruin a guy’s life. I’ve seen it done. Not so much as an adult,…

As an undergrad, I wrote a paper on how different translations of Ovid into English made the prose have different meanings. I miss college. Sigh.

Any handbag that Samantha had to use Lucy Liu to get, has no place in modern day society.