GOP policies are racist and damaging to society, but the Dems just sit back and let it happen. Their spinelessness is embarrassing.

Wow, I wrote my BA thesis on Love, Fear, and Rape in Ovid’s Metamorphosis! It’s so cool to see someone’s take who’s spent so much more time on this! It can be SO hard to put Greek or Roman mythology into any kind of modern context, or to use it to exemplify historical trends, and this is done so expertly. Usually when…

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

fucking logan.

i hear GOOP has some tasteful, culturally aware clutches for sale

Goddamn it LOGAN!

How awful for those rich folks! Are they going to have to buy Le Sport Sacs now?

For “editor” read “proofreader.”

— an editor.

I hear there are a few openings at Gawker/ Jezebel these days.

Damn, you spoke before I had a chance. Maybe we can both edit the nonsense.

I understand this story is newsworthy, but goddamnit, I wish I didn’t have to see this assfuck’s face every fucking time I open a browser.

That TMZ article about Caitlyn’s crash is dated 7/12/15 and refers to her as “Bruce”

OK in fairness I would have gone for Method Man and Warren G so I can’t be one to talk.

That entire sentence sounds like it’s at least 15 years old.

Khloe and Kourtney take Menhattan? (I apologize)

Sources confirm exclusively to E! News.

What is America coming to when a white, kevlar-protected, active service member can’t even bring a loaded AR-15 (with several additional magazines of ammunition) to a crowded mall without civilians panicking and calling the cops????

If this were Texas, the people who called the police would probably be arrested for attempting to stifle his right to bear arms and “freedom of speech.”

• Marisa Tomei, who remains ageless due to her strict diet of cantaloupe, melba toast, and the still-gushing blood of Hollywood hopefuls, will play a lesbian billionaire on next season’s Empire. Don’t discount the hooping.

I'm so glad Mary-Hate and Trashley grew up to be normal teens.