For the record, her REAL name is Fat Patricia.

I have a better article idea in mind. It’s title is “Stop Giving a Shit What Others Think of You”. It leads to ultimate happiness.

My problem is that my standards are too high. I’m very picky. I have a very specific type of guy that I like/want, in both looks and personality, and in order for those types to like/want me back, I’d need to lose about 200 pounds. I see all my girlfriends wind up lowering their standards over the years, dating the…

As far as the questions about kids (in regards to the woman whose boss asked her how she felt about spending less time at home) I don’t know if this is sexism as much as it is just more common. When I was growing up (I’m 33 now), my mother worked full time and my father was a house-husband. I knew no one else with…

When I was in grad school there was this girl in one of my Lit classes who raised her hand a lot but prefaced EVERY SINGLE THING SHE SAID with, “This is probably stupid, but...” It drove me bananas. After awhile I felt like saying Jesus Christ, either don’t say it or STFU and just say it!

I don't feel bad for her but I also don't think she's ungrateful. I know what it's like to be given a lot but still be unhappy, and to have the givers accuse you of being ungrateful. It feels awful. And she does seem very grateful, actually. But I also don't feel bad for her, because like she admits, there are many…

Kylie is a Jenner, not a Kardashian.

Omg you mean it's "cool" now to hate Iggy Azalea so the chicks at Jezebel are gonna hate on her too? You know, because she's a white female rapper who doesn't conform to our preconceived notions of what rap and rappers are. Oh and also because feminism? Shocker. Personally, I think she's talented. I like her album and…

That's funny because I'd expect the opposite.

Also, the nickname "Token" may have been a South Park reference, because that was the name of the little black boy on that show.

Lol I wouldn't date a frat guy if my life depended on it. I don't even know anyone who was ever in a frat. Just not my scene. Most of my BFFs didn't go to college, so I dodged that bullet. I went to Queens College, but I didn't make any friends there. It just wasn't/isn't my scene. That's another reason why I posted…

First off, I don't know why everyone's acting like I said there is no racism in NY (or the entire Northeast as one person put it). Not only wouldn't I say that there's no racism in NY but I think for anyone to say that any one place has "no racism" would be ridiculous. There's plenty of racism in NY. But the…

This kinda shit is disgusting. Makes me real glad I was born and raised in NY (Queens, holla!) because if anyone - even one single person - tried to pull this shit in Queens, or any of the other boroughs, they'd get the shit kicked out of them, and rightfully so.

Agree to disagree. I love the current cast. I love the addition of Leslie Jones and Sasheer Zamata. I think they're both great. I love Keenan and Bobby Moynihan. I miss Kristin Wiig and Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, those guys, but the current cast IMO is pretty good. The cast members that they use the most, like Kate,…

I have never worked as a server in any kind of situation, ever, so I can't presume to understand what it's like. These customers all sound like cheap assholes. I always tip when I go out to eat. Always. My father was a barber for 40 years, owned his own barber shop in Oyster Bay, and worked for tips, so he always…

SNL is fucking fantastic. Jost is used sparingly, only as Weekend Update vanilla next to Michael Che's chocolate, which is exactly how it should be. He's like Seth Meyers and John Mulaney's lovechild wrapped in an Oxford shirt. He's barely even a blip on the SNL radar. SNL is awesome.

She doesn't. She has no friends. She never had any friends. I was her only friend and I introduced her to my friends, who all showed her kindness and respect. And I did speak to her several times while she was in that room. She didn't stay in there the whole time. She'd often wander back into the living room or…

I sat here and nodded along with most of this article, and none of it really surprises me. I always thought of Bill Cosby as kind of a blowhard with an over-inflated sense of self-importance and self-worth. When you think you're God's gift, and then the women you pursue don't reflect that same image back to you - or…

I'm truly sorry that you had to go through that. But I respectfully disagree that I was being a shitty friend. She was like 20 feet away from all of us the whole time. And this dude, Joe, literally did NOTHING other than stand by the bed (not even lay down on it) and use his words to try and convince Jaime to resume…