Wheww. I think the things listed here are super regional, or at least American, or based on the kind of restaurant. Idk? I was a server for five years, and a customer for longer, and really disagree with a couple of these.

Sure, but remember... intent does not matter when kids are being sexually abused. He fucked around with children... therefore, he is a pedophile, whether intended or not.

At last count I have 98 pairs of cotton undies, like Hanes or FOTL boyshorts and hipsters that come in a package of 6 at Wal-Mart. I throw them out as soon as they get stained... And then end up buying another package when I know I don't need more.

I don't support either side of this- and I get that people (who actually know what they are talking about) who make comments like "Free Palestine" are supporting the safety of civilians, but how can someone condemn Israel and not the Hamas?

I mean, I get it. Sometimes you've just gotta have an explosion of shitty bacon, frozen beef and waxy cheese.

For the record, Wendy's doesn't actually keep their food under heat lamps. Your hamburger comes straight off the grill when you order, and assembled right in front of you. Flavor is hardly guaranteed (it's a fuckin' Wendy's, what do you want), but you can at least see that it hasn't been pressure-cooked or kept warm…

Is there a way for me to translate this article for my cocker spaniel? Cheers to 3 years of getting up twice per night because her bladder is the size of a peanut!

Maybe it was buried in a Native American burial ground.

This is a ridiculous idea, workplaces are dysfunctional and miserable enough as it is, we don't need a fucking app to tell us that.

I've grown to detest Melissa McCarthy simply because of how she's always used in films. She's the fat comedic relief. She can be so much more than that but she's never used in a better way. So it makes me stay away from everything she's ever in because I can't stand her in that overused role.

I don't get why anyone has a problem with breastfeeding in public, but I do wish people would stop changing their babies in public.

You do realize that those comments are A. A small subset of US fans, 2. Probably facetious in nature, or III. completely true in case of "fuck Nazis" (because seriously, fuck Nazis)?

If 3 hours of TV is too much, I'm so screwed.

Bring it on. I stopped giving a fuck about cellulite long ago. And one boob being bigger than the other. And blemishes. I figure if I have cellulite it means I have food, which makes me better off than many people in this world. Every time I see it I register it as proof that I am not starving to death.

I'm 38 (almost). I was well into my 20s (early 30s?!?) before texting became ubiquitous. Yet I HATE voicemail. It makes no sense. I grew up with answering machines and voicemail. My social anxiety was designed for modern technology.

She's "not even close to normal". For real? I know the average is 5'3", but let's be honest here. I define abnormal in terms of looks/shape as being someone who stands out in a crowd. She really does not in terms of body shape. If I saw her walk down the street I wouldn't be like "OMG are you a model?" As someone who…

A rant about food? I FIND THIS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!

Plus: If your character makes it to being represented on the show, you'll have bragging rights on that, too!

Should I feel sorry for people who spend their money on these psychics? Because I don't. These are the same people who threw away their life's savings when the "end of the world" was coming in 2012.

It's 18 years since I read the first one. I was in my 30s then. I expect I'll be in my 60s by the time he's finished!