That’s cruel to space! Incinerate it all in an active volcano.

Meanwhile, I will continue to request that all the cilantro in the world be collected and shot deep into space.

A couple of items:

Goddammit, about half of my passwords were pwned. And I have a lot of them.

I did something like this years ago. I had piles of books (not a backlog though, that seems weird to me, I buy a book I’m reading within a week of purchase).

Pure anecdote and nothing scientific at all about my conclusion but I never in my life had worse skin (acne etc) then when I drank fairly copious amounts of soda. Quit the soda (completely!) and voila, gradual return to clear skin.

My dad avoided candy creep by encouraging me to eat it all at once. Then there was no candy from November 2nd until Christmas.

I tried to like this show because I used to watch the original ... but, 1) laugh tracks have not aged well. I can’t stand them. 2) it seems a little too.. pointed and obvious. But, maybe I just wasn’t in the right frame of mind last night. 

i’d be beating my face so quick lololol. what primer are you using? i’m now using urban decay’s optical illusion and that thing is my HG primer. it is thick and took some getting used to but i love it. it fills in my lines. sephora gives away samples from time to time so i’d suggest checking it out.

Fenty’s finish hasn’t worked for me, either. Too chalky/orange, even after three in-store consultations. The one bottle I have I’m constantly mixing with other products, just to avoid wasting it.

$40 is in the affordable range, imo. i’d be interested in trying. i tried the fenty foundation but i use a beauty blender and you have to work very quickly with the product or it dries out. i tried it with her primer and then the toofaced hangover rx. same result. i ultimately returned it and went back to urban…

I guess it’s just something about dudes named Greg.

Breakdown of the time the judge spent in his chambers:

Yeah, I’m going to my first destination wedding this year. The couple was very adamant to all their friends that they would not be offended if people don’t attend. It’s a good excuse to spend my vacation time in Hawaii though.

This is so insane to me. I’ve never spent near that much. If a wedding is too far, I send a sorry and a gift. If someone wants me to be in their wedding, I’m super upfront that I cannot afford an expensive dress. I would never travel more than an hour or two away for a shower or bachelorette. Maybe I just have super…

You and me both. Here’s my pro tip: If possible, hit a store that carries her (Nordstrom does) during one of their beauty events (sign up for updates ahead of time online), and try to get a mini-facial. It should come with ample samples. (Pro-tip on samples: prick them with a safety pin rather ripping them open, and…

I’m nowhere near mega-rich, but I’ve got an okay cushion so I don’t mind regularly picking up the tab for friends who might not be there yet. I do, however, start to feel resentful when they’re happy to go to town on my dime as a matter of course. I’m happy to pick up the tab at the place that serves diamond-crusted…

Find a theater with reserved seating! Can’t stop the crowds, but at least you’ll be guaranteed a seat that you’ve chosen

These two Tweets got me amped up! I’m not one for fighting for seats in a cinema but I’ll have to make an exception this time. I have to try and see this in the first few days it drops no matter how packed it is.

I love it when I see ignorant white people discuss Africa, ugh it’s pretty hilarious. Especially when I tell them about Timbuktu. For people who aren’t aware “ Books were not only written in Timbuktu, but they were also imported and copied there. There was an advanced local book copying industry in the city. The…